Me V Me

Purring like a well-loved kitten, the Daimler Benz in-line engine calms me to an almost meditative state as I soar above snow-capped Alpine peaks.  Near the ceiling for my 109, I scan past slopes I’ve hiked into what was until a few years ago Austria, hoping to see nothing approaching from the distant horizon.

Another day without an incursion would make two in a row.

“It’s the whole damn Luftwaffe at 3 o’clock!” Gehrig calls out.

Snapping my neck to the right, my vision crosses Verstanclahorn toward Dreiländerspitze where it settles on a flight of at least fifty planes coming out of Germany following 27 West.

Fifty don’t get lost, particularly when following a road.  We’re gonna have to fight this one.

“Form up on me!” I order, although my guys know what they’re doing without me telling them.

Even with fourteen flying in from across the patrol frontier, we’re going to have a hard time today.

We usually have approximately ten percent of our fighter force in the air at this border at any one time.  The Germans have been more daring this week, intentionally testing our neutrality by trying to use our airspace to bomb France.

“Get behind them, then we’ll turn around and attack from high in the East.” I order my guys.

They’ve got at least thirty fighters escorting those bombers. That’s a first.  Usually the bombers come alone, or lightly escorted.

“This is East Patrol Leader Nufer, authorization 44783.  Send up the standby fighters toward Piz Mundin at 30. At least fifty German aircraft, of which thirty-five fighters, heading West along 27.” I radio to base.

At an accelerated rate of ascent, varying distances, and who knows what status of readiness, it will be at least fifteen minutes before any reinforcements get here.

I look down toward the German planes, quickly taking a mental picture.

They’re flying Messerschmidts too, at least we’ll fight with the same tools today.

As I’m looking down toward the German flight I notice some of its fighters beginning to peal off.

They’ve seen us!

“Dive boys, game on!” I order moments after my peripheral vision catches some of my wing headed down toward the German fighters.

My guys are always a moment ahead of me. 

Gaining speed, my 109 races toward the German 109’s.  Lining up my sights, I target the lead fighter, noting the yellow paint on his nose.

I really do appreciate them telling me who’s in charge over there!

1000 meters between us.

900. . . 

800. . . 

700. . . 

My trigger finger rests gently against the firing button, waiting for the right moment to bring my guns to life.

600. . . 

550. . . 

I pull the firing button back, releasing a hailstorm of bullets and tracers toward the lead German 109.

Early, I know, but I got the jump on him.

A split second passes before I see gun bursts from the nose and wings of his plane.  

Here they come!

I hold steady, firing directly into the German plane.  He holds steady firing directly at me.

No maneuvering today friend.

Tracers streak past the cockpit canopy.  Sounds of metal ripping through metal accompany the furious roar of an engine strained to pick up speed.  

Who’s getting out of this alive?

200 meters from the German fighter I pull right.

At the same moment he pulls left, heading in the same direction as me.

The undersides of our planes face each other as we scramble for new firing positions.  I take this moment to look around.

Where are my boys?

I see Messerschmidts chasing Messerschmidts across the sky, Swiss white crosses darting in between German black crosses.  

Circling around, I can make out the yellow nose of a smoke streaming 109 turning to hide in a bank of clouds.

You’re not getting away from me!

Pushing the throttle forward to max, I beeline toward the other fighter.

You can’t just come in here, shoot at me, and leave you son-of-a-bitch!

My 109 bursts into the cloud, aiming to catch up with that yellow-nosed plane.

Just as I break out of the clouds a grey-nosed German 109 streaks across my 11, spewing forth fiery lead.  My left wing buckles, tears, and simply disappears.

Shit!

Over, and over, and over, and over my plane spins as the weight of one wing twirls me through the air.

Out, I’ve gotta get Out!

Reaching for the canopy latch, my hands have a hard time centering as the centrifugal force pushes them away from my target.

Gotta get the latch!

My right hand meets the latch, yanks it, releasing the canopy.  

YES!

I push off with my legs, leaping out of the plane, hoping to miss the right wing as it whips around again.

I’m lucky I didn’t get cut in half!

My body tumbles through the air, maintaining the spin of the plane, minus the projective power of my legs in a perpendicular direction. With my eyes open, I look around to get my bearing, but the ground and air take each other’s place every half-a-second as I hurtle toward the earth.

If I pull my ripcord now my parachute may be ripped off or tangled.  If I don’t, I may be able to level myself out.

Stretching out my arms and legs creates a larger surface area for greater air resistance.  The air-land exchange begins to slow.

I have to pull soon.  I can’t be that high anymore.

As I continue spinning, I can start to make out the ground when it’s in sight.  

Yep, time to pull.

My right hand tears at the ripcord, releasing my parachute.

Luckily my spin is slowing.

Unraveling as it’s supposed to, my parachute begins wrapping around me because of my spin. With both hands I attempt to push it over my head at each revolution.  

If it’s not tangled on me maybe it won’t get tangled in the air above me.

I look up to see the parachute beginning to open. The cord is twisted, but doesn’t look tangled.  

I will have to unravel once it opens completely. How am I supposed to do that if I’m still spinning in the wrong direction?

As I look up toward the parachute I notice another chute about 2000 meters to my left.  

It’s a German chute, and it’s opened perfectly. Bastard!

My chute keeps catching, fighting the tendency to tangle, as I keep spinning against it.

I may not make it, but at least he’s out of the war too.  Not a fair trade!

My spin is slowing, so I keep my hands out, palms against the force of the turn, legs out wide, hoping to continue slowing myself down. Above me, my parachute continues to fight me, slowly opening more as my spin slows.

I may make it after all.

The German in the chute at a distance seems to be going a lot slower than me, as his chute is fully open.  He is gently descending to the earth as I seem to be in far more of a hurry.

My chute finally opens completely, slowing my body’s descent.  I still have a few hundred meters to go.

I’ve made it.  Now, to not hit a tree or anything.  

I look back at the German.

We’ll both be landing in Switzerland.  I may be back in a fighter this afternoon.  His war is over.  

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Switzerland was neutral during World War II.  Instead of peace and tranquility, this meant that the Swiss had to maintain their neutrality through military force.  This often meant fighting both sides if either committed an incursion into Swiss territory, particularly airspace.  Patrolling that airspace was a motley collection of French, German, Dutch, and Swiss made aircraft numbering only 300 pilots and 210 planes early in 1940 when the Germans invaded France. The bulk of the Swiss fighters were 90 German Messerschmidt 109’s, the same planes the Germans flew in great number at that time. On one occasion, fourteen of these Swiss fighters pounced upon thirty-eight German 109’s that were escorting German bombers on their way to bomb France.  The fight was relatively short-lived, as World War II air battles go, but in the end the Germans lost four planes and the Swiss lost one.  

Fujiyama Foo-Foo

Downing a fortifying swig of Jack, I punch the steel lever to open the cargo door of this airborne Skytrain. I push out against the draft, forcing the door open before securing it with a curved hook against the metal loop welded to the hull of the aircraft.

“Good thing you didn’t drop that bottle!” Perret yells above the roar of two 1200 horsepower engines and whir of propellers catching the humid Hanoi air as I pull my large yet limber frame back into the C-47.

Still holding the bottle of Jack in my left hand, I turn away from the freshly revealed hole in our fuselage toward the stack of Chinese, French, and Russian bombs we’re delivering to the Japs below.

“Help me move’em near the door.” Perret calls out as he tries pushing on the pile to no avail.

Why’s he pushing on’em?

The next moment, Perret kicks the bottom bomb out of the pile, spilling the odd assortment across the floor of the plane.

A 100 pounder rolls toward me, but I deftly hop over it just before it bumps against the aluminum covered framework that separates us from 10,000 feet of nothingness.

One of the 500 pounders slowly rumbles toward me before the plane jerks to the left, altering its heading.  I stare for a moment, watching in wonder at this beast of war as it lumbers toward the open cargo door.

“Arm that one before it falls out!” Perret booms to ensure I can hear him.

Without letting go of the bottle, I dive toward the bomb.  

I can’t stop it from rolling, but I can arm it!

I scramble to find the arming wires without getting my right hand caught under its body.  Reaching up toward the tip, I grasp the wires with fumbly fingers just as the bomb is inches from the door.  I yank.

Armed, the 500 pound bomb rolls off the plane.

Turning to look behind me, I see Perret messing with some other bombs, snatching at their arming wires and kicking them out the door.

The 100 pounder that I hopped begins rolling back toward me.  

This time you’re going out the door.

I’m bent over already, so I reach out with my right hand, hoping to slow the bomb down, but as my hand hits it I can’t seem to stop it.

The bomb pushes on me, forcing my feet to slide on the spilled liquor lubricated surface of the plane’s cargo hold.  
I can’t stop it!

The bomb continues to push against me, moving me ever closer to the open cargo door.

I shove the bottle of Jack against the bomb with my left hand, struggling with both hands now, to try to move the bomb, but I can’t get any traction on this floor.

I’ve gotta get out of the way of this thing!

Perret lunges toward me, tearing away the arming wire of the bomb I’m wrestling.

“It’s gonna push me out!” I scream.

Laughing, Perret grabs the collar of my leather jacket, lifting my whole body with one hand so that I’m dragged across the surface of the bomb as it rolls off the plane.

My body collapses. Perret sits down next to me.

“Japs don’t need you, but we sure as hell do.” He says.

I smile back at him, pushing out my left hand to offer the bottle of Jack.

He takes it with a grin.    

 

 

 

 


On May 15, 1942 American fighter pilot Dick Perret convinced two C-47 transport pilots (2nd Lieutenants Will Gruber and Jack Krofoed) to help him conduct a special mission against the Japanese.  Frustrated that the American Volunteer Group (better known as The Flying Tigers) only had fighters and could not take the war to the Japenese, Perret dared Gruber and Krofoed to use their C-47 as a bomber.  They talked the armorer, Roy Hoffman into helping them load excess bombs onto the transport plane Fujiyama Foo-Foo before joining them on their unscheduled and highly unorthodox mission to Hanoi.  The Japanese were confident that the Chinese did not have any bombers, so Hanoi was well lit, allowing the pilots to easily identify it in the night.  The next morning Chinese intelligence congratulated Colonel Chennault (America’s Air Adviser to the Chinese, and head of the AVG) on the first successful night bombing of Hanoi. Intelligence reported that a Japanese general was killed in the raid and that Hanoi would have to black out at night hereafter. A second attempt was made two nights later, but the crew got lost and may have bombed Haiphong instead. Following that unsanctioned raid, Chennault grounded Perret from C-47’s, but let him continue flying his P-40 against the Japanese.

Company Dress

My right hand grips the handle to the front door of the latrine; opening it with the full force my shoulders can deliver as I rush in searching for the first open hole in the ground. 

 

Weeks of field rations are wreaking havoc on my guts. 

 

Within just two feet of the entrance a pungent smelling unoccupied hole calls out to me. 

 

Squatting here is better than in the middle of the desert, as we were doing on the march up earlier in the week. 

 

I dart to the whole in the ground, unbutton my fatigues, and bend my legs so my bottom almost touches the discolored earth. 

 

Please make this a smooth one! 

 

A release from my lower abdomen tells me this will be a relatively easy experience. 

 

Oh, thank god it wasn’t the fast flood I had in Algiers. 

 

It’s amazing how a bad experience can haunt you for weeks. 

 

Just as I’m enjoying the lightening sensation of emptiness developing in my guts the door to the latrine slams open.  

Inches from me I see a pair of shiny riding boots below a crisp pair of billowing riding pants entering the dingy enclosure.  Looking up farther reveals a well pressed green army jacket adorned with medals and stars of rank. 

 

Do I stand for a General when in the middle of nature’s call? 

 

“On your feet Soldier!” The shiny steel helmeted Major General barks. 

 

“Yes Sir” I reply before any thoughts enter my mind. 

 

I quickly rise, pulling up my pants as I go so that I’m not flapping around in front of the brass. 

 

Please remember to wipe after this is over! 

 

“Where is your helmet Soldier?” The General demands. “That liner won’t stop fragments from busting open your skull!” 

 

“Yes Sir. Right here, Sir.” Comes out of my mouth as I reach down to pick up my helmet before too quickly placing it on my head. 

 

I wasn’t done yet.  

 

The General steps toward me, grabs my helmet, spins it so that it’s perfectly aligned with the center of my forehead, and then steps back. 

 

“Son, this may save your life!” 

 

All I want to do right now is finish! 

 

“Yes Sir.” 

 

He gives me a broad grin while squeezing my right shoulder with his left hand. Then, as quickly as he came in, he turns to exit the latrine. 

 

Hurry up and leave so I can finish! 

 

Just as the General’s foot disappears from view, I pull my pants down again, returning to my squat. 

 

Damn, the flood! 

 

My stomach churns.  My abdomen aches.  

 

If he hadn’t come in here I wouldn’t be in pain. He made me nervous. 

 

I squat still for a few minutes, letting myself relax again. 

 

Now I have to wear my helmet in the latrine too.  

Figures. 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

In an effort to bring discipline and order to the United States Army II Corp fighting in North Africa, the new commander, Major General George S. Patton, took to strictly enforcing the military dress code.  Every man was to always be wearing his helmet, leggings, and a necktie.  Patton imposed a fine on those not in proper uniform.  He even took to rattling his men by yanking open the doors of latrines for a helmet check. This bit of extreme, along with better command and some small victories, revitalized the fighting men just in time for them to repulse a German attack that threatened Allied cohesion on the Tunisian Western Front in early 1943. Such determination led to the Axis defeat in North Africa, and the beginning of the Allied conquest of Europe. Sometimes the first step to getting things done is dressing for the job.